This one's for the 'Die Hard Curry Fans'.

Command the respect you deserve in the kitchen with a John McClane, 'Yippee ki-yay curry cooker' apron!

Key features of this apron:

• colour: gun powder grey fabric with teflon black piping and coconut white print
• adjustable neck loop to alter the fit and maximise protection of your sting vest
  
• 3 pockets for your kitchen utensils, grenades and Beretta 92
• machine washable - not just a single siege garment